Monkee abuse: The day I was ganged up on by Peter Tork of The Monkees

It was a boring, overcast sunday afternoon in May 2000. I was 15 years old, and I had just finished memorising a text book on Black Civil Rights for a history test the following day. Bored, I connect to the internet and look for a chat room to make trouble in. (If anyone remembers the pop group "Steps", I was the reason their official chat room was closed). I come across The Monkees' official site. A poorly made, gif infested javascript site, that did my computer no favours. Nevertheless, I enter The Monkees' official chatroom. Almost instantaneously, it became obvious to me that everyone in this room was a loser. Washed up, frumpy 50 year olds with fond memories of Woodstock and the San Francisco hippie scene. As this was an official chatroom, one of the requirements was to register your chat nickname. This was so that people couldn't pretend to be The Monkees, and so that when a Monkee logged on, other chatters would know they were genuine. There was talk that Peter Tork, the least talented Monkee, would be entering the chatroom shortly. Although The Monkees as a unit are widely known as idiotic retards, Peter Tork was also a retard in his own right. Can't sing to save his life, lyrics that could be rivalled by that of my cat, blah blah blah. Anyway, soon enough Tork enters the chatroom. Everyone immediately gushed over him, treating him like royalty. I remember thinking "Umm, it's just Peter Tork...." I decided to type something to Peter. It was something along the lines of "I should be studying right now but I thought I'd take a break". He growled at me, telling me to go back and do my homework and that the internet was poisoning my mind!!! Everyone else was like "LMAO LMAO ROTFL, you tell her, Pete!!" Tears streaming down my (then chubby) face, I dismissed this satanic comment and remained in the chatroom. I decided to try again, and typed the comment "So, how does it feel being a celebrity"? This must have triggered something in him because he replied in caps "I AM NOT A CELEBRITY!! I AM JUST A NORMAL PERSON!!!!!" Umm, calm down, pinhead.....fuck! What the fuck? Then everyone started yelling at me for calling a celebrity a celebrity. Fuck man! So I launched into a massive attack, telling Tork that he was worthless and washed up, a good for nothing excuse for a human being. Then I got booted from the room, and to this day I can't get back in on my computer. I bet they were all mollycoddling Peter after I got booted....the imbecile was acting so wounded.......WTF! The moral of this is never call a celebrity a celebrity! Most celebrities are fucked in the head and can't accept that people will always recognise them for what they have publicity done. Fame is something one needs to accept. No doubt Peter Tork has a schizo if someone asks for an autograph....