Men haters annonymous

Note: I do not actually hate men in general. I only hate a certain type of man - the ones who stare and leer at women who do not ask for it, the men who take pleasure in scaring girls, and the men who think they can treat women like shit. This page is one of many here at PSGR that display what I call 'rude sarcasm'. This page, and the entire site for that matter, should not be taken literally.

Why are men such arrogant pricks? It's enough to turn a straight girl gay!! These are some statements and situations that have actually happened to me.

When they say "Hey you :)"

Yeah, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to come across as the cheerful nice guy to make me think you are nicer than my boyfriend and that I'll want to flirt with you. Why don't you go and eat shit, cunt!!

Wanna see me cum?"

No. Wanna see me bludgeon you to death with a tomohawk?

Hey sugar/cutie/baby/sweetie

And you have what right, exactly, to call me that, you self-centred maggot? Even James isn't that cheesy. Cheesy equals sleezy, and only dizzy sluts respond to those phrases.

Wolf whistles from scoadie boyracers

So, you think you can cruise around in your souped-up piece of shit and whistle at girls who are out of your league, do you? Well, any girl with any sense knows that boy racers have dicks smaller than a pinky finger. No one's interested, pinheads. You must get pretty sick of hearing a girl ask you "is it in yet?"

Boys who love anime, comics, and worship The Best Page in the Universe dot com.

DANGER, DANGER!!!! HIGH VOLTAGE!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT GO NEAR THIS MAN!!! WWWWEEEEEoo0OOOooo00, Weeee000ooooo000!!!!!!!!!! It is well known that the best page in the universe is maintained by a seriously deluded individual, who claims he is some sort of righteous worldly figure. He rants endlessly about women being good for nothing whores, and people who actually enjoy that shit are fucked in the head. As far as anime is concerned, the guy tends to have sadistic notions and is sad in the first place for even being interested in anime, because anime is weird and dodgy. Comics are for no-brainers, so if you are wanting a brain-dead guy who treats you like shit, you've come to the right place.

The "I'm going out with you, but I'm practically best friends with my ex girlfriend" syndrome

Steer clear, very very clear. Or, if you're paranoid, get even. How dare he be in contact with an ex? It's enough to give someone paranoid schizophrenia!! This guy is ruining your health, and he needs to pay.

The "I just wanna be friends" syndrome

Hahaha. Unless it's Friends who Fuck, you're not going to be interested. Just friends does not work. There's always one of ya's wanting more than that.

The "if i'm not with you, i'll die!!!" syndrome.

Gag. Spare me the details, shithead, if you're going to carry on like that I'm not gonna be a part of your game. Emotional intimidation is soooo 2001.

The "I'm not interested in anything you do" syndrome.

You have the boyfriend from hell here. Find someone else, and quickly, before he corrupts you!! There are other guys out there who will be interested in the things you like doing.

The "I'd rather sleep all day than meet up with you" syndrome

So, you're into the Homer Simpson type, are you? Get rid of him before you become him. You are who you associate with, and their laziness will be sure to rub off on you in due time.

Hey, I love the Pet Shop Boys too! I just downloaded "Send Me An Angel"!!!

"Send Me An Angel" is by Erasure, you dumb piece of shit. Synth pop is too elite for your try hard ass, stick to your System of a Down bullshit.

The "I'd rather stuff my face full of hundreds of dollars of food than save money to see you again" syndrome

It doesn't matter of you claim you didn't say anything of the sort!! Go stuff your face then, you will never be seeing or talking to me again!