Name:Mallory
Site: Mallory Maloney.Com
Review completed on: 02/09/05

SPLASH PAGE

Funkiness! Very eye catching indeed. Gotta love those upside down crosses! 10/10

FIRST IMPRESSIONS

Okay, time for me to change to 800x600...if anyone using 1024x768 points out the alignment of the picture and the tables at your site are crooked, then it's their stupid fault for not reading the requirements. I'm going to have to get used to this resolution, thats for sure! My first impressions of your site was that it was very striking, and you've used bright, vivid colours. It looks great! Everything is perfectly aligned, and there's no lame ass massive space to the left or right, either. Trust me, I see this a lot. You've actually had the sense to centre your layout to avoid this problem. Kudos. 10/10

LAYOUT

Extremely co-ordinated. The colours blend in well together, and they give your site an overall "punky" look. The Green Day picture kicks massive ass. It's so detailed! Again, there's nothing bad to point out here. There really isn't.20/20

CONTENT

You've kicked off your main content (post blog) with a "Domain Related" page, which is unusual! Any particular reason for this? Oh cool, the whole "Don't like me or my site?" getup, I love reading those. Yours was no exception - you've got a real knack for making idiots feel, well...idiotic! It's useful for visitors that you've put up your website rating! W-E, huh ;) Through your site I got mine rated too, it was like W-17 or some shit. Cool FAQs, so handy! I bet you still get people asking you those questions though, hmm? You have tonnes of content in the "About Myself" section, including some really fun pages like Cocktail, Dictionary, and Typing Rules I Follow. It was great to read more about your family and your pets, too. Moving onto the "My Art & Writing" page now - loving the animated gif movies. Very original! Looks hard to do. The collages were excellent, my favourite was "Pain Heals Me". You could definitely incorperate that into a future layout if you wanted. I enjoyed reading your short story, "The Fight". It was an exciting piece of fiction - you've got another hidden talent in the writing department, I see! The "Your site" section provides useful information for the average Joe webmaster, particularly the Free Site Hosts page. You've even included a brief summary of each provider, which will aid the visitor in deciding what host they want to pick. The "Original Reads" section was hilarious in parts - especially the Retarded Teenie Magazine page. Some of those magazines are so tacky, not to mention inaccurate. All of your content in this section is definitely unique, and highly entertaining. Now, what is this "Blargin Dorgin?" Desktop wallpapers and the like...in other words, visitor content? Maybe you should change the title to Visitors or somesuch, because people might not know otherwise! I initially thought it was a link to the guestbook because it was the last link. All in all, you have a very substantial amount of content at your site, all of which was enjoyable to read and look at, and entertaining to the max. You've kept the visitor in mind the whole way through here.20/20

SUMMARY

You're a good friend of mine, and I didn't want to come across as being impartial, so I set out to give you a fair review with criticisms if needed. It didn't exactly turn out that way, purely because I couldn't see anything that needed negative criticism! You have a top notch site here, and it's obvious to anyone that you've put a lot of time and effort into it. Well done!

OVERALL SCORE: 59/60