Name: "DDS"
Site: Truly Interesting Media
Review completed on: 13/02/07
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FIRST IMPRESSIONS

The expression "wow" can often be used in two completely different contexts. One being positive, the other being negative. Unfortunately for you it is the latter context of this expression that I have chosen to use. I don't even know where to look - your site is absolutely cluttered beyond belief.

Also, you didn't even give me your name. "DDS"? Yeah, that's mature. I see you've submitted to a handful of third rate WPRs who no doubt do not mind the idiotic handle, but I do okay. I do. (Alana, I am not referring to your WPR.)You also said that I'd have to join the site in order to review it - well, sorry I won't be doing that. It's the PSGR way or the highway, baby. I will review what I can, nothing more, nothing less. You should not submit your 'site' if it involves joining, and you should have given a real name. Everytime I think of the name "DDS", for some reason I think of a pair of oversized mens briefs, filled with mushy poo.

Finally, you ought to put the title of your site in the browser window, not "PHP-Fusion Powered Website". I know you're probably trying to sound flashy, but it's not working.

LAYOUT

What layout? Where? What, three columns crammed with miniscule text? Okay. Ohh dude this is a forum, what the hell? Why would you submit a forum to me? No wonder you were giving me the whole "join" shit.

Well I can't review your layout because you don't have one, just like I don't have any integrity I suppose, but that's okay. Ohhhh, it's always okay.

*bangs head against brick wall*

(A pink brick wall.)

CONTENT

Articles

Your server is pretty slow there, mate.

Content (post-coverage) - after reading "Well, from what I can see tha twas a TIGHT race. LOL Industries were fighting for there chance to win. So did GGGossip Girls and Kaylajay0816. They all were good sites in this Admins eyes." it kind of put me off...dude, you need to check your grammar big time. LOL Industries? Dear Lord. This just gets better and better, doesn't it?

Downloads

"No download categories defined". So why the Download page when you have no downloads? Trying to be "hip?"

FAQ

Yay, a substantial page! Okay, let's have a look. I noticed this:

"What does T.I. stand for? Not the Rapper T.I., BUT Treasure ISland, Our previous name but we dropped it and demmed ourselves "T.I.Media" Much better no?"

Well if the T.I stands for Treasure Island, how come you submitted it as Truly Interesting Media, and how come it says Truly Interesting Media on various places throughout your site? Don't you know your own sites name?

Just in case you were thinking this review couldn't get any worse, demmed = deemed.

Forum

Oh, the forum part of the what, forum? Don't review forums, in case you hadn't already noticed from my attitude.

Affilates

This needs to be changed to Affiliates. Your server seems to have temporarily gone down and the affiliate pages were not loading. What a shame.

Contact Me

Straightforward. The word "member" does not need a capital M though, as it is not the first word of the sentence in which it is part of.

Photo Gallery

I find it hard to understand why this link is present in the first place, as it took me to a page that said "no photo albums defined." If you don't have any photos, don't make a photo page.

Search

A necessary tool for any forum.

SUMMARY

I have absolutely no idea in hell what the purpose of your site is. A forum from the looks of it...but I don't review forums. This has been a complete and utter waste of my time, and yours. I'm sorry, but really what did you expect, submitting a forum?

I wish you luck at a more mediocre WPR - try Time after Time Reviews, the laughing stock of the WPR world. Actually, a few of the reviewers seem all right there, but it's a real mixed bag. Some are shit, some are not so shite. I would recommend the Worst WPR Known To Man - Uptown Reviews, but it seems to be on cebatical.

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