Name: Celiinee
Site: -sunkiss
Review completed on: 20/02/07
SPLASH PAGE
Why the idiotic splash? All it is is a tacky MS Paint graphic containing some pathetic emo whine:
"I dont want him to be perfect...So you want a guy who's going to throw you in swimming pools, make you sit through football games and beat you at air hockey, thus resulting in you feeling like a Good Little Girlfriend aka a loser who won't speak up for themselves? I used to be a Good Little Girlfriend - until I plucked up some courage and went overboard, turning into, well, what I am today. Oh yes, Celiinee, I used to be niicee...
I want him to laugh at me...
Trip me, then help me back up...
Pick me up and throw me in the pool...
Make me watch football for hours...
Take me to the arcade...and beat me at air hockey
Love me for the person
I AM"
This poem reminds me of the one featured at this website.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Sigh. There's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bouncing up and down in the top left corner of my screen. No offense, but you do not know the true, original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so please don't pretend you do. Kthx. I'll have you know that when I was five years old I was an official member of the Turtle Force Fanclub, and I owned all the figurines and numerous items of TMNT apparel. This was in 1991. I know nothing about you but all the same I can almost guarantee you are practically a billion years younger than myself. Now I know how those stupid original Beatles fans felt when I made out I knew more about The Beatles than they did. Well, in that case it was true, and boy did I have fun flaming them! Summer of '02...twas rockin'.
LAYOUT
Lollllll.
Let's discuss the negative aspects of the following navigation and pathetic musings above it:
Firstly, the whole 'double letter getup' is beyond lame, but oh-so-appropriate for Piczo users. I heard a rumour, is it true? The rumour is that Piczo sitebuilders have hotkeys enabled that provide you with instant text such as: "XOX LOVE U XOX", "xx-visitmuh-sytee", "hei wuv yr sytee wanna be affiieess", "xx Bestfrnds 4eva xx", "spk 2 ya soon xXxXx" and "The O.C". Is this true? Is there a double letter hotkey too?
What does I love you, You likes me but why you does not say it to Me mean? Acne clad scenester likes you, but you love said acne clad scenester and you want him to love you back, otherwise you'll cut? I don't understand.
CONTENT
Celiinee
Forgive my outrageously (and intentionally) superior attitude here but is "Celiinee" your real name? It looks rather stupid spelt like that. Be sure to change it to something sensible like "Celine" when you're 18. I changed my surname in 2002, and it cost around $125. Oh, I'm all full of secrets here...shame on everyone online who thought they knew everything about me. Oh, for shame!
So, I'm chillin' to a Hare Krishna mantra from one of George Harrison's earlier LP's, but I saw something on your site that disturbed my listening of aforementioned weird ass chant. What, pray tell? Let's explain via an image:
Minus one QIS star for disturbing my attempt of gaining a higher state of consciousness via the lyrics of George Harrison.
Basicc - ahh, so your name is Celine then, not Celiinee. Why act like a tard and call yourself Celiinee? There's nothing wrong with the name Celine, so don't distort it!
At the momentt - at the momentt, hmm. Datedd February 15thh, while you were listening to Billyy Talentt. Greatt. I need a cigarettee.
Likee / dislikee - you say you dislikee people who make history? Eh? What's that about?
Ect
Ect = etc. Dude, are you riding the white horse or something? Chomping away on the ol' disco biscuits? You must be on drugs, surely - your navigation menus cannot be justified any other way.
I don't understand you, and you don't understand me, so I think it is time to end this review. Please quit your drug habit.
SUMMARY
Quit the double letter bullshit and you might just have potential. Might, that is. Okay, not really. Bye!
Your Shit-o-meter rating out of five, five being the worst:
