Blog archives: March 2007

Sunday March 25th 2007

Yet another menagerie of woebegotten ramblings...

Mmmm. Humble apologies for not coming on again the other night as promised, I decided to watch "Satan's School For Girls" starring Shannen Doherty and fell asleep after its disappointing ending.

Life in the 'luxury' apartment is still the same old same old...but wait - did I just say luxury apartment? Who in their right mind would complain about living in a luxury apartment? Well....I've never stated that I was in my right mind have I? God I hate it how people go on about how mental they are on their sidebars and whatnot. Have you seen this? Multiple this, multiple that, bi-polar, schizoid 2 da maxxx....perhaps shutting the fuck up about your disorders could be an option for these sad tits. Anyway, no time for going off on tangents now, I am meant to be describing the luxury apartment I reside in.

Showers are divine. In fact, the shower head is detachable, and fell off completely the first time I used it. Now I have to wash myself with the hose part - yay! A door leads out onto the balcony. Eager to admire the view, I opened the door, ready to step onto the tiled seating area. The door handle fell off in my hands. Glasses seem to spontaneously combust whenever I touch them, all I did was pick one up and it broke. What else...on the first night I got into a shitty with James because he was snoring, so I went into the other room and attempted to push a desk over the door so he couldn't come in. The desk fell apart as soon as I attempted to move it. No doubt James will get blamed by Bloody Mary (landlord who lives next door) and will have to pay for crap he didn't break. Guess what, canine babe....your apartment smells of fish, and it's not even due to my....p.....pu....puuurrrsonality. (Wow, I know my quips are lame but that one really blew, man!) It's due to mussels that James bought. Perhaps if the gay security windows actually opened out normally the smell would be gone....oh well. What it is, is that the man who lives here normally is holidaying in Brazil, and we are here until he comes back. He comes back on Wednesday, so it's bye bye luxury apartment on that day. And yes, there is nowhere else to live in this hole, so living in the car it shall be. I want to live in a tent on the camping ground but James isn't keen. This place may have all the designer brands of appliances and homeware, but at the end of the day it means nothing to me. Bring on somewhere normal! Here is the website for the place: Calais Mount Resort: Luxury Apartments. What's with the logo? Don't you just hate logos like that? Hello....1988 called, it wants its logo back.....dicks...

I crave living in a tent situation on the local camping ground, on the shores of le Pacific Ooooooocean. Actually wait....I'll tell you something. I think the sea air and the overall beach environment is ruining my hair. I wash my hair right, and the next day I wake up and the top of my head looks like a mushroom. Flat as hell at the top, and then bouffy on the left and right sides. Do you think it is the sea air? I've never encountered mushroom head issues before in my life. I can't believe I have to wash my hair every two days, as a means of combatting Problemo Mushroomioso. What do I do about it? Are there any products I could buy? If so, what? Apart from deodorant, shampoo, and perfumes I don't own any beauty products, because I find beauty oriented crap insanely boring.

No wonder everyone thought I was a lesbian in high school.

Apparently having mushroom hair is not an issue with the local haters though. I'm not trying to offend anyone here but what's up with some bigger girls hating on skinny chicks? Seriously...I'll walk down the street and get glared at and smirked at by girls....girls who are all of a generous size. What is up with these people? Are they sad enough to be jealous of someone who is smaller than them? I can't understand that mentality at all, seeing as I'm not the jealous type. If I see a nice looking girl walking down the street I don't make a big fuss and yell shit, or glare. That's just pathetic, even by my standards. I was in Glassons a few days ago. Glassons is a second rate clothing store for women, and I was only there because I was purchasing a cheap singlet top to wear underneath my regular tops, as I get cold easily. The fat bitch behind the counter was glaring at me during the completion of the sale (money being handed over, dockets etc) and threw the shopping bag at me. I had done nothing to her. Nothing whatsoever. Surely she was not treating me like shit because of my appearance? I'll tell you something....every single girl who has hated on me, ever, has been practically twice my size. Are girls really this petty? This jealous? I wouldn't know, what with the fact I've never had any friends and I chose to disassociate myself from my peers in any situation, whether it be at school or in the workplace. James says it's because they're jealous of the way I look, but I find this really hard to believe. Maybe it's because I myself would never be jealous of anyone for their looks. What's the point? Besides, all I have going for me is my size, I can't think of anything else. Perhaps the designer wardrobe fits in somewhere too, but whatever :P
Let me stress that, of course, not all bigger girls are like this, and I myself do not have any problems with anyone of a larger weight. Not even I am that petty. I do not judge people by the way they look, but it seems many people do. Many people choose to sneer and hate on people because they are jealous. I am struggling to accept this fact but I really believe it to be true. I didn't say anything to the girl who threw my shopping at me, to be honest I was a little upset because I'd truly done nothing to provoke her. However, as the days rolled on I became angry, and decided that, starting from today, I'd fight back. I went shoplifting at The Warehouse this afternoon, and an obese girl was standing in the doorway begging for money, for some random charity or another. She looked me up and down with a look of disgust on her face, and snarled, Got coins??. I snarled back with Got a diet? Yeah well....you get what you give. If I gave someone a dirty look for no reason I'd fully expect an insult to head my way - I'd be asking for it. To continue with the woe, I might as well add that I've recently noticed that some guys hate on me too. I was in the drive thru at McDonalds and we drove past some scoady looking guy, cuddling a fat girl against a rusted piece of shit ute. He looked at James, then at me, and then cast daggers at me. I started laughing at him for doing so, and he was yelling something but I blocked it out - I'm not interested in hearing insults from lowlives. I think the only thing people could really think of to call me would be a skank - a generic insult for any thin blonde, I'm sure. Oh wait - there was that girl from Webmasters Behaving Badly 3 who decided to call me "bug toothed" [sic] and "cross eye", [sic] after seeing Elmira's images in the Photos section. See, I coloured in two of my teeth black, and stuck them out over my lips so that I looked like bugs bunny. I also looked cross eyed into the lens. All on purpose, obviously. I was quite flattered that someone took them seriously though and thought I actually looked like that - it proves I did a good job. Ego inflation is, of course, my homeboy. Speaking of homeboys...where is Tom at? You know...Tom as in Tom... I haven't heard from him in weeks, I don't know what's up with that. *lone tear escapes from corner of eye*. I miss you...

Anyyyway! What I'm saying is that you shouldn't make trouble for other people because you're jealous of them. I can honestly say I've never been truly jealous of anyone. There is no point in wasting your life being bitter over your appearance. No one, no one is truly happy with the way they look - deal with it. Don't let it eat you up inside, like it is starting to for me. Don't let someone else get the satisfaction of knowing you're jealous of them. Life is not worth it. I have my faults like everyone else, but I'm glad jealousy isn't one of them. Why be jealous? Just because you're big...or small....it means shit at the end of the day. What are you like inside? Do you have a good heart? Why wish to be like some thin rake, when for all you know she is extremely unhappy inside? Or extremely bitchy? Perhaps even slightly insane. I'm not referring to myself obviously, I'm just giving an example. You may be able to change your size / your appearance, like I did, but you can't change who you are inside. I used to be, well, bigger than I am now, and I never made trouble for thinner girls. I had terrible fashion sense and I waddled around like a penguin, but I never took it out on anyone.

Camera news - this is your cue to fall asleep by the way - I've decided on the Fuji Finepix Z5. If you're at the link now, you'll see that the camera is hot pink. Now, the colour is not the reason I have chosen to purchase it. I had my eye on the Olympus FE 240 (7.1 MP) but I decided to go with the Finepix instead because it has a superior Super CCD, face definition, 17 scene modes, blog mode, WIFI, and a 265,000 pixel LCD. Even though this is a 6.3 MP camera, the picture quality is superior to the Olympus one, bringing more natural tones and a superior sharpness. When you're looking to purchase a new camera, don't automatically assume that the higher the megapixel, the better the quality of the image. No way. There are other factors to consider such as lens quality, image sensor, type of processor, etc.

Everyone asleep? Good...let me tell you about how an acne clad loser tried to dick me around at Bond and Bond today - Bond and Bond being an electronics store in New Zealand. (Maybe Australia too, I'm not sure.) I went in alone, and soon enough the commission-oriented jerkoff came up behind me to annoy me. He tried to sell me some cheapo cam, saying it had a ten times optical zoom when clearly it was a ten times DIGITAL zoom, and when I questioned him about this he said "Oh no, the picture quality will stay the same as if it were optical", which is a load of crap. He also said "You'll HAVE to buy a memory card because the camera you want will only hold one or two pictures before it is full."
This is also crap because you can adjust the picture size so that the quality is pretty much the same but you can fit more onto the camera. The bullshit continued for a while and I eventually became bored with playing the naive blonde, so I said "You obviously don't know what you're talking about so I suggest you go back to World of Warcraft and leave the technical shit to the techies."
He then tried to argue that the camera had only come into stock an hour earlier (again this was bull) so I just said "Whatever, nerd" and went next door to Noel Leeming - a more superior electrical outlet. If you're ever looking to buy something - anything - make sure you do your homework on the product first. Compare the specs to similar products, read consumer reviews. Don't let yourself get dicked around by rookies who are out to earn their commission.

I'm very much looking forward to getting my new camera - I climbed to the summit of Mount Maunganui the other day and was absolutely gutted I didn't have a camera. I did take one picture however, on James' cellphone. It's in the Desktop Wallpaper section - the last picture on each grid. Yeah.

Thanks to those of you who have sent me your addresses - I will be buying all the postcards on Monday and will send them on the same day. I have put your addresses on my iPod, so that whenever I send out gifts / letters / postcards to visitors (I do this every so often) you'll all automatically be getting them. Be assured that no one will be accessing my iPod apart from myself, and that your addresses will not be disclosed to anybody under any circumstances. If you want a postcard you still have time to send me your details.

What would you be like if I came on and went on about some random girl, saying that I wished she were dead etc etc? Over the top, even for me? Hell yes. I wouldn't dare write anything like that, talk about a good way of losing respect. I'm giving this example because I recently received an e-mail from a friend. The friend told me about a certain webmaster whose site she used to visit daily - this webmaster is seemingly popular among certain teens. She mentioned that the guys' latest blog contained slurs towards homosexuals, and finished off with wishing that their former friend contracted HIV and consequently died of aids. The site didn't display correctly in Safari - lol - so I didn't stay long, but gosh...that's disgusting talk. Coming from me, well....like I said, it's terrible to talk in that way. What saddened me is that none of the comments in the blog brought up the bad behaviour - the loyal minions were too busy kissing the webmasters' ass. I did not previously know of this webmaster but apparently the site is hugely popular or some shit....can't see why, with an attitude like that. Goodness me. There are still boundaries one should not cross...even online. Boundaries exist everywhere. Wordddd.

Anyway, best be off. I hope everyone is well, and having fun with whatever you're doing. Take care everybody!

Friday March 23rd 2007

Review #242: Crystena of Toxic-Pink.Net

Purchase a custom made/high quality premade graphic- mediocre celebrity layouts that visitors have to pay for. Why? What is so special about these layouts? Seriously. They're not worth the amount of money you're selling them for, and I say this in the nicest possible way. You should not be charging money for these below average designs.
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NB - Blog update to come, within the next few hours. Check back if you're desperate to read the usual whinging immature babble wanting to catch up on the latest.


Tuesday March 20th 2007

Stars, postcards, hyenas and Uncle Sam

Just a quickie for now...I'll update properly later on. Just wanted to ask for someones help? Last night I changed my CSS so that all my list tags (bullet points) would come up with a star. It turns out that on Windows computers the stars were appearing next to my link buttons as well, up on my menu. I can understand why this would occur because there are list tags on my menu too, but the stars were not present on Mac so I thought it was okay. Damn Windows. So, unfortunately I have had to take the stars away and do with regular black bullet points. If any Windows users could send me a screen shot of my menu I'd really appreciate it. (Firefox, IE). Thank you very much. Gutted...I liked those stars too, I just don't want them present next to my menu buttons!

In other news, annoying landlord Scary Mary knocked twice and rang twice yesterday, I didn't answer at all. Later on I opened the door and on the ground was some crap plus a novel sized note. She'd brought James some kind of gay ass gift...ten vacuum bags and a shower glass cleaner thing. James spoke to her once for five minutes when he was going about getting the apartment but that's it. I said to him "This is what you get when you be nice to people, you don't see this shit happening to me do you", but he said he was just normal to her....so obviously this ADHD 50 year old is either really annoying or has some lame ass crush on James. The note went on about how she went to a different town to search for these vacuum bags and had so much trouble finding them, and that "I hear there is a flat going on Oceanview Road". Yeah well, that's obviously a ploy for her to get James to knock on her door begging for information about some Oceanview hovel, if not she would have provided further details in the note. This squawking hyena bitch is really getting up my wick.

Argh - so I just went on the balcony to try and have a smoke and I hadn't even sat down and two ugly as hell (obviously) yuppie fucks were staring at me and wouldn't look away. Since I'm in a bad mood because I hate this place with a passion, I screamed at them "What the fuck are you looking at yuppie cunts?! Fuck you!!" And some random woman on the other side of the street started yelling at ME for yelling! Fuuck!! This place is driving me insane.

I have decided to save money towards a holiday in the USA. Since it's cheaper, I'd be flying to Los Angeles (California) first and hope to travel to other states later. I hope to be doing this later on this year. I'd love to meet as many Friends of PSGR as possible.

Lastly - I'm doing postcards again, this time from Mount Maunganui, where I am unfortunately living. As some of you know whenever I am in a new place I ask visitors if they would like a postcard sent to them. As usual, your postal address will be kept confidential and no one else will know it apart from me. So, if you want a postcard from Mount Maunganui, New Zealand, then go to my sidebar and click the "Email me" link under "Contact Me", and send me your postal address. Remember to include your surname and all the relevant postal codes. I know I was lazy with the christmas cards but I promise I will actually send out these postcards.